TO SERVE OR NOT TO SERVE? THAT IS THE VACCINATION PROOF QUESTION

According to other people I am a dogooder, a bleeding heart, a woos, a lefty, an alcoholic, a misogynist, a sycophant, a dickhead, and so on, so of course I wanted to do the right thing by my community, and decided that just showing proof of Covid vaccination on my very smart phone was not sufficient enough for someone as self important as me.

So on the weekend I compiled a folder of all my CT and MRI scans, X Rays, Ultra Sounds, and blood, urine and stool tests results. I also added the mental health assessments and psychological reports about me, and all the records my GP and dentist have on me, so staff in cafes can make a judgment to serve or not to serve me the double espresso I am so addicted to.

I am rather proud of the medical note Fiona Stanley urologist Dr Brown wrote that I have a very straight and long prostate, so I highlighted that, so no one will overlook that great and unique feature of me.

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Covid has put a strain on everyone, so I wanted to do something tongue-in-cheek, that might make my readers smile. I am absolutely in favour of the proof of vaccination mandate by the WA Government, so the above is not a rebuke of that requirement!

GET THE COVID JABS! PROTECT YOUR COMMUNITY!

Roel-Loopy-Loopers